Every once in a while, I take a look at what people are searching for that brings them to my blog. No, I don’t know who you are. I just know what you’re looking for.
Not surprisingly, Syria has been top-of-mind for a lot of people so several search terms relate to the al-Assads. Since I’ve written and posted images about Bashar and Asma several times, I’ve gotten a lot of traffic. Some of my stuff is about how sexy Asma is and how much Bashar looks like Beaker the Muppet. So, I had dozens of terms relating to Asma such as “asma al-assad” followed by … bikini, ass, boobs, naked, swimsuit, etc. As for Bashar, I had terms such as “Bashar al Assad” followed by … muppet, beaker, etc.”
Of course, the search engines point people to my site because I do have Asma al-Assad pictures, although I don’t have any nudes. Apparently, lots of other people think Bashar looks like Beaker. Another cateogy that’s always strong relates to a tongue-in-cheek post I did about the preponderance of attractive women that are employed by Fox News. Elizabeth Prann seems to be the most popular and a lot of people apparently like her breasts. Kim Guilfoyle is also popular apparently because she was a Victoria’s Secret model.
These were my two favorite terms for the week: “hiccup f***ing astrix [sic] images raiders of berk” and “where is bashar al assad hiding.” I have no idea what the first one means and I have no idea how to answer the second one.