We don’t get the whole words-on-sweatpants butt thing that seems to be popular among young women now-a-days. We like a nice bottom for sure, but it’s tacky to call attention to something like a school name or random words. And it’s completely improper if anything is written on the derriere of an underage girl. If one of our classmates in high school were to show up with something like that, she would have been sent home.
So, it’s time for another culture mockery event. If people are going to stamp their poop chutes with words, they ought to do so for hire. We thought it would be clever to grab some images of cosplayers and add some words to their back ends. If you traffic our site much, you know how lazy we are, so after manipulating a few pictures, we gave up since we were boring ourselves. So, this is what we got around to. By the way, we didn’t invent the term “assvertising” unfortunately. Female volleyball players have been doing it for years. Don’t even get us started on beach volleyball.
This one still cracks us up. At the 2006 Comic-Con, Rogue Pictures was promoting the film Balls of Fury by giving away packages of underwear with the film logo on it. We snagged a bag and promptly put it on eBay. It sold for something like $15. We still have the picture of the package (and added the open underwear from a pic we found on eBay tonight). Now THAT’s product placement!
Incidentally, we also grabbed a little box of ping pong balls. We sold these on eBay as well and guess what. They ended up in a ping pong museum. So if you’re ever at the International Table Tennis Federation museum in Lausanne, Switzerland go look for this box of Balls of Fury promo balls and think of how you’ve just experienced a bit of Comics A-Go-Go! history. You’re welcome.
Anyway, if any of you readers, female or male, wish to stitch our website address on your ass or brand it with a tattoo, you have our blessing.