The Top 10 Reasons

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Sometimes, the reasons by themselves are good enough. Here are those top 10 reasons in no particular order.

  1. Because I said so.
  2. Because [insert your preferred celestial being here] wills it.
  3. Because [insert your preferred demonic being here] made me do it.
  4. You’re not the boss of me! I don’t need a reason! [this is an acceptable reason for any child under the age of 10].
  5. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
  6. I figured he was already dead, so … yeah.
  7. [We do not like over trodden clichés, but this list has a life of its own] “If I told you, I’d have to kill you.” [That was funny the first time every one of us heard it, but it’s been annoying ever since].
  8. Experts say … [whatever you want goes here, because when “experts say…” it doesn’t matter what the reason is — it’s golden.]
  9. It’s tradition. You cannot escape tradition.
  10. Your mama.

Bonus reason:  Evidently, “because it was there” is a valid response to every query.

 

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