Biggest Dick in Comic Books

Continuing the manipulative Biggest Asses and Biggest Boobs in Comic Books themes, here’s the Biggest Dick in Comic Books post. Next up? The Biggest Beaches in Comic Books. Again, before you go off the rails, these posts are gimmicks mostly to attract indexing from search engines to in turn attract horny fanboys (and girls too, maybe?) all so we can just let you down. We’ll take your visit and page views though. Ha!

Stick around for the funny stuff. Browse the through the rest of our 300+ posts for some of the funniest stuff you’ll ever read. Well, it’s funny to us anyway. Mostly.

Incidentally, yes, we know that these pictures are taken out of context, but we don’t care for Superman so we’ll take a page out of Karl Rove’s book and go after The Big Blue, Red, and Yellow Dick just because it serves our greater purpose. Has Comics A-Go-Go! ever claimed to be a source of responsible blogging? Yeah, no.

The Biggest Dick of Them All

Why is he a big dick: This guy gets waaaaaay too much press as some sort of do-gooder. But the reality is that Superman may be the biggest dick of them all. Let the pictures do the speaking.  

Superman and Wonder Woman
KLUDD!? Why, Superman, clocking the Lady from Lesbos when she isn’t looking is just downright dirty pool. As for Wonder Woman, get therapy, learn to respect yourself, and move on. Superman’s dick isn’t worth it.
Superman is a bad superhero. He deserves to die. Again.
What the hell?! Who wrote this crap? John Byrne illustrated it at least, right. We should have put him in our Biggest Asses in Comics post.
Superman kills Wonder Woman
We’ve heard Supes goes bonkers when he has a Vitamin D deficiency.
Superman the Killer
Superman’s chocking fetish gets him into trouble again.
Superman is heartless.
Hmm? Oh, not much. Just watching the world burn.
Superman, Abuser of women
Bullying? Really? What’s the matter? Do you have a small dick so you’re taking it out on women? Wait, that didn’t come out right.
Superman slaps President John F. Kennedy
Slapping Kennedy? Reagan we understand, but JFK? Superman, you are a classless dick. Plus you’re paranoid. JFK was too busy banging Marilyn Monroe to concoct some sort of scheme like this.
Superboy is evil
Holy Mother of  Pearl. With great power comes great … insanity? Superboy is a sadistic dick.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s