The 2013 Academy Award Red Carpet: The A-List

OK, this isn’t a comprehensive list, but we pulled out pictures of red carpet celebrities for special attention whose attire we really liked.

Charlize Theron is sporting a short hair doo. The dress is OK, but we like stylish short hair on women and we like Charlize Theron.  Stunning isn’t she?

Charlize Theron - Academy Awards Red Carpet 2013

We usually hate big dresses, but Jennifer Lawrence makes it work. And we liked she laughed off the fall it caused her on her way up to collect the award.

Jennifer Lawrence on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Often, a dress that blends into the wearer’s natural skin tone can mute her appearance. We typically like colors that accentuate a woman’s look with contrast. However, Jessica Chastain surprises with the former with just the right touch of red and auburn.

Jessica Chastain on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Bradley Cooper is making us rethink the whole “we hate bow ties” thing. Here he is with Christopher Waltz.

Bradley Cooper on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Hugh Jackman: Yep.Thumbs up, as always. He’s accompanied by his wife Deborra-Lee Furness in an “his and hers” ensemble.

Hugh Jackman on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Corinne Bishop is Jaime Foxx’s daughter?! Really? He’s that old? Corinne’s gorgeous and so is her dress.

Corinne Bishop and Jaime Foxx on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Wow. See, bow ties are sucking less and less. You are one dapper fellow, Chris Pine. Suggestion though, at least shave your neck next time. You are also one hirsute fellow. BTW, are double-breasted jackets back in? Why don’t we hear about these things?

Chris Pine on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

See, this is how you grow old. You stay beautiful and you wear elegance elegantly like Salma Hayek.

Salma Hayek on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Here’s Zoe Saldana … Yeah. We liked it.

Zoe Saldana on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Nancy O’Dell  sports a fresh look in a flowing Sea World blue gown. It works perfectly on her figure.

Nancy O'Dell on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program


We started to do a Worst Dressed List but we just don’t have the meanness in our hearts tonight. However, some things just need to be said.

Kristen Stewart: This girl needs a serious break from the cinema so she can get her act together. In both senses of the word. Was she hopped up on pain killers? Or is she always so bored?

Kristin Stewart on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Anne Hathaway: We like Anne, but sadly, we usually don’t like what she wears. And nipple seams are tasteless. Thumbs down.

Anne Hathaway on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program
picture source: JustJared.com / funny caption: who else but comicsagogo.com 

 

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton: These two are the last ones to think quirky goth chic has a place in style. Now that Harry Potter’s been put to bed, there’s really no point anymore.  Freshen up a bit for the kids’ sake, Hels and Burts.

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program


And here are the ladies that are going to show up on sites that specialize in “Celebrity Nip Slips.”

Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville about to show us a nip slip on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland about to show a nip slip on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn about to show us a nip slip on the red carpet at the 85th Academy Award Program

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