Strange search terms

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We love statistics. Mining data and looking at charts gets us all hot and bothered.  So, we frequently peak at our WordPress stats to see what’s going on. One of the categories that’s interesting to us is the Search Engine Terms listings because we get to see what you’re looking for to get to our blog. Just for fun, here are some of the weirder search terms that ended up as clicks to our website.

“male comic book hairstyles”

We have no idea what would have linked our site with this search term. So, here’s a picture for Google and the like to show for future search results. 

Superman is beautiful
Who’s prettier than Superman? His boyish mop and kinky “S” makes him the cat’s meow.

“kid creole and the coconuts armpits”

This one was easy. We created a post about Kid Creole and included a link to a Youtube video of one of our favorite Kid songs. We noted in our post that the Coconuts were sporting underarm hair. Why would somebody search for this, though? Fetishes are sometimes unexplainable , we suppose. Here’s the inspiration.

Kid Creole and the Coconuts
The funny thing is, she is very particular about having smooth legs.

“sarah palin adult comics”

We can’t tell if Antarctic Press slapped a “For Mature Audiences” tag on the cover somewhere, but this is adult enough, we suppose.

Sarah Palin
Now go check Sarah out in a little cosplay action.

“kiim il sung eyebrows”

The misspelling is actually the searcher’s. Anyway, is there something special about Kim Il-Sung’s eyebrows? We’re not sure there was before, but there is now. Our image portraying the various possibilities with a dictator’s facial hair is sure to be well studied in political science classes. For us, it isn’t his eyebrows that are of particular interest, though. Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-il, and Kim Jong-un demonstrate that batshitness has something to do with hair.

Kim Il-Sung eyebrows
In making this image, a vision came to us of Potato Head, Korean style. If we weren’t so lazy, we’d make interchangeable lips too.
Sylvester Stallone Plastic Surgery
The whole eyebrow thing made us think about Sly’s plastic surgery results. At least he can see again.

“big growing muscles comics”

This terrible 1990’s offense to the senses is brought to you by none other than the Grand Lord of Bombastic Hackery, Rob Liefeld. There are so many things wrong with this picture. “Big growing muscles” is just one of them.

Rob Liefeld, Shatterstar
Rob Liefeld is the Lance Armstrong of comics. Here’s another crime against humanity. Be aware that it contains partial nudity.

“tintin and haddock in love”

Ah, amor. In Europe, the age of consent is 12, so this would be a legitimate pairing. And why not? Hergé was already a racist and anti-animalist.

Tintin and Captain Haddock
“Billions of blistering blue barnacles, Tintin. You shouldn’t have. This is the most beautiful ode to sailor-journalist love I have ever read.”
“Really? You like it? Please tell me again that you do.”

“fat guy and the hot chick powergirl”

Why is it that the hot chick always ends up with the nasty old dude in Hollywoodland and in French films starring Gérard Depardieu? Yuck. Incidentally, Gérard is France’s Nick Nolte, n’est-ce pas?

Karen Starr, Power Girl
We love Power Girl. Not just because of her ample frontage property, but because she gives us a lot of great stats.

“inside out babies”

The only safe thing we could think of that relates to this freakish search term was a shot of Maggie from a Simpson’s Halloween special. The story goes that a noxious gas turns the family members’ bodies inside out.

Maggie Simpson
Ew.


guy who draws large boobs on comic book characters

Jack Kirby
We’re getting tired of thinking up new quips and pics of the boob thing (as well as humorous dialogue), so we’re supplanting the word with “boots.” Completely different results, wouldn’t you say?

“toon girl with honey in the pussy”

Not surprisingly, a lot of the search terms are sexual in nature and a huge amount are a variation on the theme of “boobs.” Most of them are directed to a tongue-in-cheek post we did called Biggest Boobs in Comics. But some are just unexplainable. Here’s the best we could come up with for “toon girl with honey in the pussy.” 

Weird search terms
We’ll spare you the rectal thermometer scene.

Author: comicsagogo.com

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