Creepy song lyrics

Bad Lyrics

You know what it feels like when you love a catchy little song but then you really listen to the lyrics and suddenly you don’t care so much for that song anymore.

Rock Music

Disturbed (rock band)Case in point: We absolutely loooove the crushing, aggressive sounds of “The Game” by Disturbed. If there’s any song that can get you ready for war, it’s that one. But, instead of being some sort of battle rally for warriors facing off against Orcs, Balrogs, or Newts, it’s a pathetic anthem to misogyny. What the hell? Maybe we’ll send Kittie over to kick your ass, David Draiman.

PestWe’re working on replacement lyrics for “The Game.” We’re thinking something along the line of cupcakes and windmills. Airy little bits of nothingness that won’t get in the way of the music. Actually, that’s stupid. If we owned the song, we’d just have Dave do his grunting, screaming, and “rub-a-dub-dubbing.” Who the hell needs words with a song like that? Take a listen. When Dave starts singing his horrible lyrics, pretend that he’s singing about a mosquito (because females are the predominant blood-suckers so he can still get away somewhat with his gender-based rant without it taking it out on women; incidentally, we really don’t much care for the act of killing living things, even almost all insects and arachnids (which we tend to shoo outside rather than squish), but we have no such qualms about mosquitoes — we are known to chase down those vile demons and send them back to Beelzebub Vampirus’ domain).

Note: this is primarily a PG to PG-13 site, so we try to avoid really hard words (which is difficult because we like a lot of them), so if you’re offended by the highly versatile “F” word or prefer not to hear the “B” word (as an vulgar reference to a female), you should steer clear of the song. The lyrics below are edited for your reading pleasure.

Lyrics to “The Game” by Disturbed
Tell me exactly
what am I supposed to do?
Now that I have
allowed you to beat me!
Do you think that
we could play another game?
Maybe I can win this time?
I kind of like
the misery you put me through.
Darling, you can trust me
completely.
If you even try
to look the other way,
I think that I could kill this time.

Rah! Rah!
Rah! Rah!

It doesn’t really seem
I’m getting through to you.
Though I see you weeping so sweetly.
I think that you might
have to take another taste,
a little bit of hell this time.

Rah! Rah!
Lie to me!
Rah! Rah!
Lie to me!

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now run for her life
in the battle that ends this day?
Is she not right?!
Is she insane?!
Will she now run for her life
now that she LIED TO ME!

You always wanted
people to remember you.
To leave your little mark on
society!
Don’t you know your wish
is coming true today?
Another victim dies tonight.

Rah! Rah!
Lie to me!
Rah! Rah!
Lie to me!

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now run for her life
in the battle that ends this day?
Is she not right?!
Is she insane?!
Will she now run for her life
now that she LIED TO ME!

[At this point, he starts singing some pirate shanty chants]

Is she really telling lies again?
Doesn’t she realize she’s in danger?

Eeeeeeeyow!

Is she not right?
Is she insane?
Will she now run for her life
in the battle that ends this day?
Is she not right?!
Is she insane?!
Will she now run for her life
now that she LIED TO ME!

The little [female canine reference inserted here]
she went and she told A LIE!
Now she will never tell another.
A LIE!
The little bitch,
she went and she told A LIE!
NEVER [inappropriate coital reference inserted here] LIE TO ME!


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Alternative Rock

This post actually started because we were thinking about Death Cab for Cutie‘s smothering song “I Will Possess Your Heart.”  We really love the sound of the song (especially the intro). But the lyrics? Kind of an anthem to emo boy obsession. Sounds like Ben Gibbard needs some serious therapy in conjunction with a restraining order. Stalking is bad, Ben. Bad! Unless you’re stalking Joseph Kony. In that case, go get ‘im tiger! And while you’re at it, find the al-Assads. No revenge killings, please. Just bring them to justice.

Lyrics to “I Will Possess your Heart” by Death Cab for Cutie

How I wish you could see the potential,
the potential of you and me.
It’s like a book elegantly bound but,
in a language that you can’t read.
Just yet.

You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.

There are days when outside your window
I see my reflection as I slowly pass,
and I long for this mirrored perspective
when we’ll be lovers, lovers at last.

You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.

You reject my… advances… and desperate pleas…
I won’t let you… let me down… so easily.
So easily.

You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
You gotta spend some time, Love.
You gotta spend some time with me.
And I know that you’ll find, love
I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.
I will possess your heart.


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The Police (rock band)

British New Wave

Speaking of stalking songs, The Police have one that not many people don’t know is creepy: “Every Breath You Take.”  Keep in mind that this song was written by Sting. You know, the guy that brought us “Don’t Stand So Close to Me,” “Be My Girl – Sally,” and “Can’t Stand Losing You.”

Whenever a DJ rolled “Every Breath You Take” into the rotation at a high school or college dance in our younger years, the girls would say something like “oh, I love this song! It’s so romantic!” and then they’d drag the boys out on the floor. Being slow, and being that most boys can’t cut a rug, this was a chance to avoid looking awkward and enjoy a starry-eyed moment of innocent love. Uh-huh. Take a closer listen and read what Sting had to say about it.


Lyrics to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you.

Oh can’t you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you.

Since you’ve gone I’ve been lost without a trace.
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace.
I feel so cold, and I long for your embrace.
I keep crying baby, baby please…

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you.

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake

I’ll be watching you…


Schmaltz

Pop MusicAnd speaking of creepy … Neil Diamond is a peach. His song “Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon” is so overtly inappropriate, it boggles the mind that it is as popular as it is. Stalking is bad enough. Pedophilia is never a good topic for a song … and he knows it (“Well, I finally found what I’ve been looking for / But if they get the chance, they’ll end it for sure.” We actually dislike this song, not just for the lyrics but for the music as well. But, like “Dancin’ in the Streets” where we gave you, oh dear reader, the opportunity to mock and cringe with us, here’s the song.

Lyrics to “Girl You’ll be a Woman Soon” by Neil Diamond 

Love you so much, can’t count all the ways

I’d die for you girl, and all they can say is
“He’s not your kind”

They never get tired of puttin’ me down
And I never know when I come around
What I’m gonna find
Don’t let them make up your mind
Don’t you know

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon
Soon you’ll need a man

I’ve been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they’re sayin’, girl, just cuts like a knife
“The boy’s no good”

Well, I finally found what I’ve been looking for
But if they get the chance, they’ll end it for sure
Sure they would
Baby, I’ve done all I could
It’s up to you

Girl, you’ll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon
Soon you’ll need a man

Here are some additional creepy songs for your consideration:

Top 10 Creepy Stalker Songs

Big List of Scary Pop Music

 

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