Bond. Leisure Suit Bond.

Good and bad outfits

After watching For Your Eyes Only recently, we mentioned on Twitter that we thought the James Bond character suffered in the 1970’s.  A lot of it had to do with Roger Moore. We feel badly saying that. It’s kind of like picking on Adam West. Both seem like nice chaps. But they also headlined projects that were campy when they really shouldn’t have been. As for Roger, he had big shoes to fill after Connery left, but he was probably the right type of guy given the direction the series was headed. Lighter, fluffier, sillier. Roger’s comedic timing was wonderful so he tended to put people at ease — something that James Bond wasn’t really meant to do.  When Connery’s Bond expressed humor it bordered on maliciousness. Ian Fleming’s Danger Man wasn’t a nice guy. He feigned pleasantries when it served him. Moore’s Bond seemed like the kind of guy that would go out of his way to help old ladies cross the street.

Ian Fleming James Bond
Hoagy Carmichael's face was Ian Fleming's physical template for James Bond

Moore also suffered from a lack of the physicality that Connery had in spades. Connery was a bodybuilder in his earlier life and seemed to be athletically inclined. Roger Moore seemed like he performed better striding into a hotel lobby than rumbling on the pitch. Of course, a lot of the problem had to do with Roger’s age. He’s actually three years older than Sean and was 45 when he began playing Bond and was 58 when he hung up the reigns – Holy Methuselah!

There’s always going to be a debate about what Bond should look like but in our opinion, the books tend to paint a picture of features that are darker and more severe than Moore possessed. That’s not to say that Connery looked much like what Ian had envisioned. In his novels, Fleming described Bond as resembling a more handsome version of Hoagy Carmichael, but with a scar down one cheek.

Not all of the James Bond quagmire was Moore’s fault. In fact, Moore just did what was needed of him, so the real problem lies with the environment that propped up Roger. Cheesy scripting, eye-rolling gags, laughable villains, etc. Implausible situation may be part of the Bond shtick but in the mid-career movies the scenes often felt like they were set up awkwardly or poorly just for the sake of forcing a thrill (e.g., the maze at Scaramanga’s place in The Man with the Golden Gun — really? why? maybe because the rest of the movie was soooo boring?). And, of course, it was the 1970’s. How the hell is ANYONE supposed to look cool with flaired polyester pants and slip-on shoes? And that awful ski suit from The Spy Who Loved Me – was there any chance James Bond could be credible for the rest of the movie after seeing that terrible mess?

The Spy Who Loved Me
God Save the Queen!
Bond girl
See? Like this! Pew, pew, pew. Kerblam!

The Bond girls were reduced to waifish cocaine-era models that couldn’t act. One also had to wonder how any of them could fire a gun without shattering all of the chicken bones in their hands. The earlier Bond girls like Honey Rider and Pussy Galore at least seemed like they could do you some harm if you weren’t watching. On the other hand, Agent XXX (aka Major Anya Amasova aka Barbara Bach aka Mrs. Richard Starkey) from The Spy Who Loved Me, wasn’t even a cerebral threat let alone a physical one. We are led to believe by General Gogol that Amasova was the best agent the USSR had to offer. Hell, no wonder the USSR blew up. It’s just a wonder that it didn’t happen sooner.

So, anyway, all this bother leads to another opportunity for ratings. Here are our oh-so-credible stars for each of the Bond movies. Note: these are ratings based on a “Bond” scale, not ratings compared to other movies.

Rating Movie Year Actor
* * * * * Dr. No 1962 Sean Connery
* * * * * From Russia with Love 1963 Sean Connery
* * * * * Goldfinger 1964 Sean Connery
* * * * * Thunderball 1965 Sean Connery
* * * You Only Live Twice 1967 Sean Connery
* * * * * On Her Majesty’s Secret Service 1969 George Lazenby
* * * Diamonds Are Forever 1971 Sean Connery
* * * Live and Let Die 1973 Roger Moore
* The Man with the Golden Gun 1974 Roger Moore
* * * The Spy Who Loved Me 1977 Roger Moore
* * Moonraker 1979 Roger Moore
* * For Your Eyes Only 1981 Roger Moore
* Octopussy 1983 Roger Moore
* * A View to a Kill 1985 Roger Moore
* * The Living Daylights 1987 Timothy Dalton
* * Licence to Kill 1989 Timothy Dalton
* * * * * GoldenEye 1995 Pierce Brosnan
* * Tomorrow Never Dies 1997 Pierce Brosnan
* * * The World Is Not Enough 1999 Pierce Brosnan
* * * Die Another Day 2002 Pierce Brosnan
* * * * * Casino Royale 2006 Daniel Craig
* * * * Quantum of Solace 2008 Daniel Craig
 Here’s hoping… Skyfall 2012 Daniel Craig

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James Bond

James Bond fashion
Connery's Bond was quite fashionable ... most of the time. Here's an example of a miss.

5 thoughts on “Bond. Leisure Suit Bond.

    1. Thanks. We’ve loved James Bond and his antics since we (very ironically) saw a video of The Man With The Golden Gun when we were kids. It seemed awesome back then. Not so much now, but it at least opened the door to the pantheon and all the treasures it holds.

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